SiennaTigerlily: “Hi everyone, I’m SiennaTigerlily, and I’m in charge of the newscasters and of this website (obviously). And apparently the news for today, though I just barely found this out five minutes ago, is not going to happen. I found this out, because right now has been their usual newscasting time and when there was no news I knew something was up. And so I come to the newsroom and I find a note that says, “We’ve gone out partying, we’ll be back later. The people will be fine without their news for one night”. Somehow, they have convinced Jake, Flopsy, and Lil Monkey to go partying. When I say ‘they’, I mean Ducky Buttons and Peanuts. Grounding those two just has absolutely no effect on them at all. And obviously Blue Fuzz decided to join them, because he’s not here either. When those animals decide to go partying they certainly do go partying. I’m betting they went to Monster Car Wash Bar & Grill, the bar that I told them about. So anyway, since I know nothing about what‘s going on in the news, there will be no news today.

The newscasters will be back tomorrow, and so there will be definite news then. See you next time.”

SiennaTigerlily: “Have a great night, and stay warm!”

The End for today.