Flopsy the White Bunny: “Reporting to you from SiennaTigerlily’s bedroom, today is November 28, 2018, and it is a Wednesday, and my name is Flopsy the White Bunny. These are my co-hosts, Jake the Ape, Blue Fuzz the Blue Dog, and Lil Monkey the Brown Monkey. We’re here to bring you the latest news from South Texas.

And so in the news:

Today in Cooking, there is a new tea made out of the Aralia, the Bloodleaf, and the Chinaberry. Add a tablespoon of sugar to it, heated at a minute and twenty seconds, and you’ve got a nice warm drink to have on a cold winter night. The new soup of Dead Nettle, Date Palm, and Elm is now out in restaurants. Add that with a slice of Flame Violet Bread on the side, and you’ve got one scrumptious meal. The hot chocolate made from Citrus, Kalmia, and Pieris with some Soapberry Marshmallows is now out in stores. That’s all in Cooking today, folks! See you later.”

Lil Monkey: “In the Current News of today, Deborah the Sandhill Crane made it to the lake to play marbles with Martin the Dama Wallaby. Unfortunately, all the marbles rolled away into the lake with a gust of wind. Dusty the Glossy Starling made it into her high school yearbook for being the “Most Glossiest of Starlings”.  She was #1, followed by Emerald at #2, and Hailey at #3. Harlan the Great Kiskadee won the lottery for one million insects, and is now eating happily. He is well supplied for the rest of his life. That’s it in the Current News! See you next time.”

Jake: “Right now it is a cloudy 67 degrees, with a feel of 67, and a 20% chance of rain. It will stay mostly cloudy for the rest of the night with a constant 67 degree temperature, with a feel of 67 degrees. There is a S wind at 6 mph at the moment, and it will stay that way for another hour and then will switch to a SSE 6 mph wind and will remain like that for the rest of the night. And so it’s a pretty boring night, folks. That’s all for the Weather. Have a good rest of the night.”

Blue Fuzz: “In the Fun/Weird News tonight, Haywood the Pacific Gull made an impact on society today with his new de-aging potion. It will set your age back ten years. Supposedly it will be out in stores in three days. So he says. He’s making last minute changes to it. Imogene the Horned Lark made a face mask for a child today with her own face on it. Unfortunately, it scared the poor child out of her wits, and the kid never got her mask because she left screaming. I had no idea Horned Larks were so scary looking. And lastly, Jade the Indian Giant Squirrel made the news today because she put up a temper tantrum because she was not able to get gas for her car immediately. She pouted, she whined, and she carried on. A driver there getting gas caught it all on camera we’re told, although we’ve been unable to track down that driver for the video. And so that’s it in the Fun/Weird News. Have a great rest of the night.”

Flopsy, Jake, Blue Fuzz, and Lil Monkey: “Have a great rest of your night, and we will see you tomorrow! Goodnight!”

The End for today.