Blue Fuzz the Blue Dog: “Reporting to you from SiennaTigerlily’s bedroom, today is November 30, 2018, and it is a Friday, and my name is Blue Fuzz the Blue Dog. These are my co-hosts, Jake the Ape, Flopsy the White Bunny, and Lil Monkey the Brown Monkey. We’re here to bring you the latest news from South Texas.

And in the news:

Pertaining to the Fun/Weird News this evening, Delia the Long-Billed Cockatoo played dice with Dorinda the Cook’s Tree Boa, and ended up winning. The winner’s prize was the home of their choice, which the loser had to buy for them. And so Delia moved to southwestern Australia, with Dorinda having bought a two story condo in a grassland for 8 million dollars for her. Jackson the Pied Crow lived up to his name of making two cherry pies while he crowed out his favorite song, “It’s a Small World After All”. Followed by three apple pies while he crowed out “I’m a Little Teapot”. He even had pre-recorded music to go with both songs. Very interesting. And last, Douglas the Mountain Duck moved into the Rockies to follow his vision of him becoming a saint. Whatever that means. Anyway, that’s all for the Fun/Weird News. See you tomorrow.”

Lil Monkey: “According to the Current News this evening, Earnestine the Gerbil made a speech on “Burrowing into the Cardboard Shavings” at a seminar for gerbils who are first learning about their bedding shavings. It went very well. He got a standing ovation and a request for many autographs in his book, which is titled the same as his speech, “Burrowing into the Cardboard Shavings”.  Eugene the Snow Goose and Garnet the Great Horned Owl had a race to see who was faster, with Eugene winning by a foot. The prize was their favorite food, and so Eugene got his fair share of grasses, sedges, rushes, forbs, horsetails, shrubs, and willows. Horace the Grey Heron made his name when he jumped a six inch fence in the Jumping Contest at Jump and Fly Away Park and ended up landing on his butt. He got the prize for “The Shortest Fence Jumped”. That’s all for the Current News. See you next time.”

Jake: “In the weather tonight, it is a partly cloudy 70 degrees Farenheit, with a feel of 70 degrees. Today there was a high of 82 and a low of 64, with a feel ranging from 80 degrees to 72 degrees. There’s no chance of rain tonight with it remaining partly cloudy for the rest of the night, and there is a wind coming from the S at 7 mph, which turns into a SSW at 8 mph in an hour. That’s all for the Weather. Have a goodnight.”

Flopsy: “For cooking tonight, the Bittersweet plant, the Duranta, and the Euonymus come together to create a salad topped off with the Forget Me Not plant and the Hollyhock. The salad dressing created from the Ixora and the Joseph’s Coat and a cup of water complete the salad “The Bittersweet Hollyme Salad”. It’s now being served in restaurants. The Cape Fuchsia plant, a teaspoon of sugar, and a teaspoon of caramel see the creation of The Cape Fuchsia candy. The cocktail made from the Hen and Chicks plant has now landed a place in the hearts of all roosters. We will definitely be seeing some crowing roosters in the morning. That’s all for the Cooking News. See you tomorrow.”

Flopsy, Jake, Blue Fuzz, and Lil Monkey: “That’s all for the news tonight, everyone. Have a great rest of the night.”

The End for today.