Category: Silly Poetry

Cousins

I wrote this several years ago back when I was learning how to write poetry using a poetry book to teach me how to write it. Another silly poem. I certainly do know how to come up with them!

Cousins:

I have some cousins named Kelly-Nellie and Shelley,

And they live in New Delhi,

Kelly-Nellie and Shelley have jobs,

Kelly-Nellie runs a smelly deli,

Shelley runs a jelly potbelly,

Whatever that is!

Air Force Horse

I wrote this several years ago. It’s an incredibly silly poem as you will read. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this. 😀

Air Force Horse:

There is a horse in the air force,

Dressed as a general,

Very brave is he,

To wear air force clothes,

You can’t imagine why,

So you ask, “Why?”,

And he says, “Because I am a native-born air force horse.”