A silly poem–who knows how I came up with this one.
Paul Revere:
Paul Revere was an auctioneer,
Who lived on the frontier,
And every leap year,
Pierced his ear,
With a cashmere racketeer,
That is crystal-clear,
When struck with a spear,
Is loud and clear,
Heard all the way up in the stratosphere.
This is another one of my silly poems. Done several years ago. For awhile there I was on quite a role for crazy poems.
Old King Cole:
Old King Cole is from the North Pole,
He has no heart and soul,
But he does have a son named Joel,
Who has a tadpole,
That lives in a fishbowl,
Out of which comes a flagpole,
Who does have a heart and soul.
I wrote this several years ago back when I was learning how to write poetry using a poetry book to teach me how to write it. Another silly poem. I certainly do know how to come up with them!
Cousins:
I have some cousins named Kelly-Nellie and Shelley,
And they live in New Delhi,
Kelly-Nellie and Shelley have jobs,
Kelly-Nellie runs a smelly deli,
Shelley runs a jelly potbelly,
Whatever that is!
I wrote this several years ago. It’s an incredibly silly poem as you will read. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this. 😀
Air Force Horse:
There is a horse in the air force,
Dressed as a general,
Very brave is he,
To wear air force clothes,
You can’t imagine why,
So you ask, “Why?”,
And he says, “Because I am a native-born air force horse.”
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