Tag: Silly Poetry

Paul Revere

A silly poem–who knows how I came up with this one.

Paul Revere:

Paul Revere was an auctioneer,

Who lived on the frontier,

And every leap year,

Pierced his ear,

With a cashmere racketeer,

That is crystal-clear,

When struck with a spear,

Is loud and clear,

Heard all the way up in the stratosphere.

Cousins

I wrote this several years ago back when I was learning how to write poetry using a poetry book to teach me how to write it. Another silly poem. I certainly do know how to come up with them!

Cousins:

I have some cousins named Kelly-Nellie and Shelley,

And they live in New Delhi,

Kelly-Nellie and Shelley have jobs,

Kelly-Nellie runs a smelly deli,

Shelley runs a jelly potbelly,

Whatever that is!