This is another one of my silly poems. Done several years ago. For awhile there I was on quite a role for crazy poems.
Old King Cole:
Old King Cole is from the North Pole,
He has no heart and soul,
But he does have a son named Joel,
Who has a tadpole,
That lives in a fishbowl,
Out of which comes a flagpole,
Who does have a heart and soul.