Blue Fuzz the Blue Dog: “Reporting to you from SiennaTigerlily’s bedroom, today is December 6, 2018, and it is a Thursday, and my name is Blue Fuzz the Blue Dog. These are my co-hosts, Jake the Ape, Flopsy the White Bunny, and Lil Monkey the Brown Monkey. We’re here to bring you the latest news from South Texas.

And on to the news tonight:

In the Fun/Weird News, Emory the Prairie Falcon and Finlay the Feral Rock Pigeon had a two mile race at the park. Emory won by fifteen feet. Frieda the Cape Fox made her very own cape today of Petunias and Daffodils and sold it for one-hundred thousand dollars. Giles the Green Vine Snake played a one-sided game of checkers and somehow ended up winning. And so not much to say in the way of the Fun/Weird News. We’ll see you tomorrow.”

Lil Monkey: “With the Current News, Gregory the Groundhog made a new home in the neighborhood Sunshine Meadows. He decked it out with the most expensive furniture and things he could find—along with several absolutely unnecessary things, such as a jet, and settled in. He bought his property for a measly five dollars. He found out why after he’d settled in…..his neighbors were a nest of fire ants. Who knows what he will do, considering he’s said he doesn’t want to leave anything behind. Guy the Silver Gull made a new friend in Gytha the Ibex. They had lunch at a restaurant and Guy had a dish of worms, fish, insects, and crustaceans, with Gytha having her dish be of mostly grasses, moss, flowers, leaves, and twigs. Hartley the Indian Jackal became a chef and opened his own restaurant of Indian food. He named it “The Golden Indian Restaurant”. And so that’s it for the Current News tonight.”

Jake: “The Weather tonight is a 71 degrees Farenheit, with a feel of 71, and is partly cloudy. Today there was a high of 78 to a low of 69, with a feel ranging from 78 to 69, also. There is no chance of rain at the moment, but over the next few hours, the chance of rain increases. It continues to stay partly cloudy, with a continuous wind of SE coming in at 4 to 6 mph over the next few hours. That’s all for the Weather tonight. See you then.”

Flopsy: “The Cooking News for tonight, is the creation of the new wine “The Fairy Tale Twinkler”. It’s made out of the Amethyst Flower, the Basket of Gold plant, the Barberry plant, the Devil’s Backbone, and the Earth Star. The wine has a sweet tangy taste with a tart spiciness to it. The new casserole is made out of Flax, Grevillea, and Hawthorn, with a sprig of Juniper to add a savory taste to it. There’s a new donut out at Shipley’s Donuts made out of Meadow Rue, Nepeta, and Nodding Ladies’ Tresses, with a sprinkle of Nicotiana. Shipley’s Donuts has named it “Meadow Ladies’ Tresses”.”

Jake, Flopsy, Blue Fuzz, and Lil Monkey: “That’s it for now, folks! Have a great night! We’ll see you tomorrow.”

The End for today.