Ducky Buttons: “Reporting to you from SiennaTigerlily’s bedroom, today is November 25, 2018, and it is a Sunday, and my name is Ducky Buttons the Yellow Duck. These are my co-hosts, Jake the Ape, Peanuts the Elephant, and Flopsy the White Bunny. And we’re here to bring you the latest news from South Texas. And as you can see, since we’re reporting to you from SiennaTigerlily’s bedroom, she and her parents got home safely from Montgomery, TX, which is near Houston, where they and her sister and her sister’s husband were staying for the Renaissance Festival and for her and her sister’s birthday. Her sister and her sister’s husband are on their way to their home in Utah sometime later today (Monday). And so on to the news.
There will be no news again today because though we do have the wi-fi back up, it’s not connecting well enough to send out our usual long news report.”
Flopsy: “And you want to tell them why we can’t get the news out again today?? Or do Jake and I have to say why??”
Jake: “Yeah, Ducky Buttons, and Peanuts. You’re depriving the people of their daily news. So tell everyone why there isn’t any news again tonight.”
Peanuts: “All right. Jeez. Ducky Buttons and I had a party last night. A small one.”
Jake: “Ha! Yeah, a small one that blew all the fuses out in SiennaTigerlily’s house. That’s why she said you two are grounded. That’s why you’re only doing this update on why nothing actual is being broadcast. Instead our junior newscaster, Lil Monkey, will be on here filling in for you two from later today until SiennaTigerlily says otherwise.”
Ducky Buttons and Peanuts: “WHAT?! He can’t be on here. He’s a kid.”
Flopsy: “He may be a kid, but he’s not the one who was acting like two crazies last night.”
Peanuts: “He tattled on us. He shouldn’t be on here.”
Jake: “Talk to SiennaTigerlily. She’s the one who made the decision. Besides she told us back at the beginning that doing the news is a priviledge, not our right. Remember?”
Ducky Buttons and Peanuts: “Yes, we remember.”
Flopsy: “Good. Now that both your memories have been refreshed, it’s time to say goodnight to everyone.”
Flopsy, Ducky Buttons, Jake, and Peanuts: “Have a great rest of the night everyone!”
Flopsy and Jake: “We’ll see you tomorrow!”
Ducky Buttons and Peanuts: “We’ll see you sometime.”
The End for today.